My love life is notorious. I’ve never been shy about my sexual experiences. I like to share the things I’ve known, found or discovered. I get off on the idea that people talk about me, in their bedrooms, telling tales to get each other off, imagining they’d dare do the things that I’ve done. I would see the world a sexier place. I mostly tell true tales, but not all the stories you might hear about me are anything close to true.
Lord Malinov, Journals of Lord Malinov